Physics proves itself to be wrong ?

[GOD]

OK , we all know that i`m thick so can anyone explain this to me , please .


1 :- Physics is based on action / reaction , cause and effect ?

2 :- The big bang ( i prefer to call it the universal fuck or GODS orgasm or cosmic fart ) happened causing time / space to exist , matter to form , and the universe to expand so that you inhumans and me and Wotsit can exist .


The pregnant question , if thats true , is that the big bang is an effect ..........so where , how and in what time / space did the cause happen ????? And why ???????

Comments and thoughts and solutions please ???????







If you like that one and get on your knees and beg i will open another thread and explain "My theory of Evilution" .

 

[Caduceus Mercurius]

My guess is the space and time had something to do with this...

Infinite numbers of Big Bangs...

 

[Forkbender]

If time were a fractal, we all need to shut up, because we are just repeating ourselves. Or do we then just repeat the silence?

 

[Caduceus Mercurius]

Repeating, or expanding upon.

 

[Forkbender]

expanding upon what?

 

[GOD]

I repeat often .



( In english repeat can also mean fart = let off hot gas ) .

 

[Forkbender]

Then I repeat often too.

 

[Forkbender]

I don't know how science answers this question. I know there is one theory that says there is a big bang big shrink big bang big shrink continuum, but of course it is just a theory that cannot really be proven.

 

[endlessness]

I dont think physics pretends the big bang to be the beginning of all existence.. It is just an observation that all matter as we know it was condensed into a singularity at a certain period in the past

there are several alternatives/continuations to the story... for example there are the cyclical models where such thing occurs over and over, or there are the multiverse theories where there are all sorts of possibilities (maybe ALL possibilities) happening in another parallel universe, and we just live in one where it so happened that it began with a big bang


or things like that

 

[st.bot.32]

exactly. anyway, science itself is just a method for testing and observing things that can be seen, observed and measured, and testing theories against consensual reality. things that help us understand how the structure of the universe we see around us right now formed, and how things work (to a certain degree).. it's supposed to be falsifiable, and proven wrong, so it can improve as better theories that fit the facts come along

the big bang, and even cyclical models of the universe don't answer the ultimate how, from where, and why the whole kit and caboodle came about.

charlatans and creationists pretend that the big bang is "science's" (whatever that is) answer as to how everything came about. forgetting that it really doesn't answer the "how and why" any more that claiming that god did it (where did god come from?)

the more we learn, the farther away the answer to the ultimate question seems to get.. illusory, like the end of the rainbow, or the end of the fractal anyway IMO, i think CM is right, existence is just that, an infinite recursion loop

 

[Ahuaeynjxs]

The golden mean fractal is the only one that never ends...

 

[GOD]

OK boys , but a cyclical big fart is still the effect . The effect that caused time / space to exist . So where and when did tha big fart get caused . A cosmic orgasm folded in on itself doesnt explain that . ( It all frightens me because just like the universe expands and finaly disipates ......my ego might to !!!!! ) .



Wow !!! This is fun . I dont mean the mocking the aflicted bit , i mean the JazzyJeff type chalenge !!! If your all realy good and try realy hard i will explain . Later . But only after youve begged to hear "My theory of Evilution " .

C`mon guys rack your brains , its easy and the question indicates the answer ..........

 

[st.bot.32]

i have no imagination so i'll borrow douglas adams

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Many races believe it was created by some sort of God, but the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI firmly believed that the entire universe was, in fact, sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. The Jatravartids, who lived in perpetual fear of the time they called "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief" were small, blue creatures with more than fifty arms each.

and yes, i want to hear your theory.. enlighten us

 

[Forkbender]

OK boys , but a cyclical big fart is still the effect .

True.

So you want to get rid of cause and effect altogether or what?

 

[Forkbender]

and yes, i want to hear your theory.. enlighten us

I'm on my knees here.

 

[GOD]

I shall enlighten myself and you in the "Whats your favorite sandwich thread " as soon as i can get a camera...........Dont say i didnt warn you . Fork , have i permission to aid inhumanity in that round about way ? Please.

st.bot.32 , thats the most sensible guess from all the ones before you .


"So you want to get rid of cause and effect altogether or what?"

NO . Wow !!! i fell like a fox with a herd of hunting dogs after its blood........... Says GOD trying to change the subject........... "Hint hint wink wink know what i mean"..........

 

[Forkbender]

????

I couldn't make anything of that.

 

[????????]

damn, oftentimes when i get to a topic you all guys have already written everything that occurred to me after the second page! :roll:

anyway the big bang is a how, not a why. if you think about it, asking the "why" of things seems a bit odd in perspective.

 

[mysticwarrior]

anyway the big bang is a how, not a why. if you think about it, asking the "why" of things seems a bit odd in perspective.

? *Mystic* was just wondering why? He also woke up to early

 

[Malaeus]

the "big bang" was the cause, not the effect.