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charlie look out for the bleblebleh!
 
But at least your reply was semi-funny. :lol:
 
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Why God never received a PhD

He had only one major publication.
It was in Hebrew.
It had no references.
It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
Some say he had his son teach the class.
He expelled his first two students for learning.
Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
No record of working well with colleagues.
 
^ That's not true, this are the reasons:

He had only one major publication.
It was in Hebrew.
It had no references.
It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
Some say he had his son teach the class.
He expelled his first two students for learning.
Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
No record of working well with colleagues.
 
His creative experiment failed his own test, when that happened he blamed his work for failing rather than his own error in manufacturing.
He's a bit of a rabble-rouser. His fan clubs tend to be a bit overzealous and a touch bit rowdy, often fighting amongst themselves over whom is the biggest fan.
 
Twilight a dit:
His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

Found this one the most funny hahaha.

He means well.
 
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Do you like Two and a Half Men or CSI or better, both?

The two series made crossing-over episodes, meaning that the authors of CSI wrote an episode for two and a half men and reverse.

Two really funny episodes, if you ask me :wink:

http://download-csi-episodes.edogo.com/index.php/season-8/season-8-episode-16/ (two and a half death - CSI)

http://show-links.tv/Two_and_a_Half_Men/5/17/

Do you like Quentin Tarantino?

Well he also wrote an episode for CSI. Quite Tarantino-like, I liked it :wink:



http://download-csi-episodes.edogo.com/index.php/season-5/season-5-episode-24/

http://download-csi-episodes.edogo.com/index.php/season-5/season-5-episode-25/

Enjoy !
 
don't like doubleposts, but this one's epic:
 
HeartCore a dit:
Forkbender a dit:
Post everything that makes you laugh.


That seriously should make you cry.

Watching that video kinda makes me feel like I'm watching Peep Show, it's this horrible feeling of replacement shame.
Feeling ashamed that this is actually a living human being with rights and stuff....
 
Never before seen Woodstock footage:
 
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I think a lot of people here probably end up in the lower right of that flowchart a lot.
 
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