The never ending story - The bleeding hearts episode .
Just when we thought it was all over......
A happy little God jumped on bruce his faithfull bike and peddaled of to hospital dreaming dreams of getting fit , big muscles and people thinking they had seen Conan . Being in top form he winked at every woman of thankfull age and stood up when he rode past them so that they could see his amazingly sexy arse and have something to visualise to the sound of humming baterys in bed that night .........
A very cheeky , cocky and self secure God asked the friendly uncle doctor if the dose of medicine could be dropped because of the miracle healing . Said doctor then smashed the ilusion by saying ........ NO , you might have no viruses in your blood but that doesnt mean you are cured........... That some could be hideing in the liver and/or the bone marrow . That in cases like mine it was common that there was a reinfection............ sometimes SEVERAL TIMES .................. That the treatment must go on untill december and maybe untill august.......... AND MAYBE LONGER............ and maybe i will have to change medicins ............. to something even more nasty...........
OH ! WOW !!! Double wow ! and thank you heavenly father i am truly impressed , in awe and amazed at your magnanimity . Thank you for this wonderfull present , honour and chance to learn . I am truly gratefull .
And then on the way home as if to help me and guide me in my time of trouble traversing the valley of death i got a flatfoot on me bike and at the same time it started to piss bucketfulls . The only question for me now is "Who the fuck was i in my last life" ????????????
The next episode is on the 11th of november so if i were you i`d go on holiday for 2 weeks just in case the lord decides to be a little more subtle and opens the seven seals , sends the angel of death , the beast and the 4 horsemen of the apocalipse to start armagedon .........
Its a good thing i`m a positive person or i might start to get paranoid..........