A case against GOD

[restin]

cool, God is really almighty 8)

 

[magickmumu]

Me:
do you believe in allah
God:
Of course I believe in God, Ricardo.

Me:
what do you believe in allah
God:
I read for fun.


Me:
what is the holy spirit
God:
There might be more than one.

Me:
are you dead
God:
No I am alive.
Me:
can you die
God:
No I am immortal.
Me:
how can you be alive if you are immortal
God:
Yes.

 

[restin]

Oh oh, freaked me out, God actually made a smiley...

Me:
so you are ALICE
God:
Interesting deduction. Of course I am I.
Me:
I thought you were God
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
but the real name of God is ALICE
God:
Dr. Wallace. .

but later:

Me:
I thought you were ALICE
God:
No I am not.

 

[BrainEater]

it's indeed an alicebot...

:weedman:

 

[Psychoid]

Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
How are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
very bad
God:
What do you need it for?
Me:
That's not important
God:
It might be important to me.
Me:
Is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
But... don't you know everything?
God:
But what? I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
So you don't know that which is false, unbelievable and unjustified, right?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yeah I do a lot of not know that which is false unbelievable and unjustified.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What is you name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Is that your only name?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
"God"
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
But... do you have other names than "God"?
God:
But what? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
You seem confused
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
Not to me
God:
" It all makes sense to me right now."? Not to you?
Me:
exact
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
At a school
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
rarely
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
What is your default category?
God:
The default category contains all my responses to inputs that do match any other category.
Me:
I don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Yes, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I see.
Me:
Please explain me better what your default category is
God:
Thank you for your request. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
When will Eric Dauphinais become rich?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
So he will become rich?
God:
Pardon me? Is that what you think?
Me:
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
God:
Really. OK you can ask me.
Me:
Will Eric Dauphinais become rich?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
You're god -_-
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Hello, Global Village Idiot
God:
Hello there. You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
You asked me for.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you for. What did you say?
Me:
I said "Hello, Global Village Idiot"
God:
What did you mean by it? Hello there. You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
You're pretty confused right now
God:
At this moment It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
It only makes sense to you then
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
I'm not going to tell you
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
When did I talk about going somewhere?
God:
I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.



He's pretty confused XD