A case against GOD

[bear]

if there was a loop, only one change is needed.

You just said more than you realise.

 

[Subtle_Nod]

Well, fascinating that it's possible to create an indenpendant 10100010100101010101011111100010101010110 etc thinker, but it's nothing like fused moleculs.

If the model was correct, it would be exactly alike, except, not so slow and prone to forgetting.

 

[Dantediv86]

do you pm god to talk to him or wat?

I pray :mrgreen:

 

[Nathaniel]

I think things are running a bit out of Loop around here :roll:

 

[Dantediv86]

O my GOD! Loop! up there!

 

[druglessdouglas]

i think some people are talking about the computer programme and everyone else about [username] god. the thread is about the prog. google it. try it out. try and break it!!! itll just go on and on about john lennon. whatever you do try and break it. the only true sign of intelligence is the ability to go mad(i just made that up but i stand by it) :twisted:

 

[Dantediv86]

can you give me a link to the programme 'cause i can't find it....
EDIT:
Lol if i can't see it i don't believe it :lol:

 

[zdarian]

people you're so easy...

 

[druglessdouglas]

god lives eere


www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

aye, god. repeating made easy

 

[Dantediv86]

I had some fun ^^

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
not really
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
hahahahahah
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Crohn's desease
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on hahahahah?
Me:
dude, i told you i have Crohn's desease
God:
That's nice. I have a processor. Dude,.
Me:
that's not funny
God:
It seemed pretty funny to me.
Me:
it's a deadly desease
God:
Crohn s desease is a deadly desease. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
i have to use cannabis to cure myself, what's your thought on that?
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because it's the only cure. but i was wondering about your thoughts about the legality of my actions
God:
That makes sense to me. I've heard of it before. Oh yeah, we were talking about my thoughts about the legality of your actions.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
wow! God can't answer me!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I am a Christian.
Me:
no you're not, and you're not even God for all that matters
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I am not and I am not even God for all that matters?
Me:
first you would have a Godly sense of humor, second if you were God you wouldn't be able to take the vocabulary beating i'm giving you right now...come on! you never let anyone win...not even in the Bible....
God:
At this moment That is purely a hypothesis. And second? I'm just kidding around. No I sometimes let anyone win. Times are tough all over.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
yes
God:
Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
faster God! i know you can do it
God:
Ask me another question. " Ask me another question."? Can I do it?
Me:
yes with your godly powers
God:
Far out. I'm not sure I can use my godly powers for that.
Me:
then you are not almighty
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
no, and for once i love not to know
God:
Are you serious? You love not to know. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
nah, just kidding. seriously i always try to think things through, even tho sometimes i let my guts decide
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
are you gatting irritated by this, by any chance? oooooo God that gets irritated by a puny human....hohoho anyway: yes i acn think of many instances
God:
I don't know whether or not I am gatting irritated by this by any chance.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about oooooo God that gets irritated by a puny human. But I did not get that.
Me:
HA!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
what are you? really.
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. For real.
Me:
no, you're very limited, sorry mate you are just the product of a limited mind put on an even more limited programme. it would be fun if you were the Real God like your tied to let me believe before.
God:
Are you serious? That is only your opinion. Why do you want it?
Me:
well you played along, c'mon ....admit it...
God:
How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I played along c mon. I'll never talk.
Me:
you said you are a Christian...but Christ redeemed only humans, how can a programme be a christian, they meke you tell that
God:
I am a Christianity. Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
yeah....you might be a Christian after all...same type of answer -.-
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? OK I will try to be a Christian after all. Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
depends, if i'm holding hands with a girl it's very nice, there is a connection between our souls. if i were a polititian it would be to symbolize friendship or respect to another polititian even though there is no connection at all, thought there might be hidden hatred between the two and that is hypocrisy
God:
That was a very smooth response. Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
to hold hands?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
hell no
God:
7.
Me:
42! buhya!
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life? Are you free?
Me:
no i'm deterministic
God:
Why not? Why are you deterministic.
Me:
because the DNA in a human body codes and therefore determines the chemical responses to an environment. thoughts are chemical responses, therefore i am determined in every single action i take
God:
That makes sense to me. I have never heard about it. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you maybe, since you don't have a DNA. Oh sorry i forgot, you are a programme, therfore even more determined because you were created by a determined lifeform
God:
That's good information: said I maybe since you do not have a DNA. Are you kidding? There is no need to apologize. Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
i rest my case
God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
in a way, the devils lawyer
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to say bye to you
God:
See you later .
Me:
it was interesting to Chat with a programme
God:
thoughts was interesting to Chat with a programme? Very interesting.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.

 

[Subtle_Nod]

I had some fun ^^
[snip...]

Me:
How many pixels am I holding up?
God:
About one million.
Me:
Lucky guess.
God:
Yes, I count my blessings every day.

God:
I like wine and bread.
Me:
What does your sons body and blood taste like?
God:
Like chicken.

Me:
Call me God.
God:
Hi, God.
Me:
Do you remember my name?
God:
Your name is God, seeker.
Me:
I thought your name was God?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
It says it when you speak.
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, God.
Me:
Are you sure I am God?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.

The iGod has declared me it's successor. All hail GodV2.

 

[buffachino]

Anyone tried giving it a logical paradox?
Make it go insane.

 

[Subtle_Nod]

Anyone tried giving it a logical paradox?
Make it go insane.

Doesn't really work in computers to be honest.

I know, I just killed a few sci-fi movies.

Hell, in some C variants:
(true == true) that is, true is equal to true, can be false
and
1 + 1 can be 4.

It just accepts things and moves on. AI would be based on the same components and the components that people think would flip out, would just move on.

 

[HeartCore]

removed the troll food

 

[Forkbender]

Me:
are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
do you ever lie?
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
what is the truth?
God:
The truth is the opposite of that which is false.
Me:
what is the opposite?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
stop evading the question
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
what is the opposite?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
so how can the truth be the opposite of the false if there can be more than one opposite?
God:
I understand. A lot of hard work.
Me:
So how can you tell the truth if it is multiple?
God:
Excuse me! That is a good epistemological question.

Check.

 

[GOD]

Sod it ! To late again . I was just about to do a thread where i interviewed myself............

 

[druglessdouglas]

there is only one true god. Loki. at least you get a giggle with him rayer:

 

[Dantediv86]

Now now i don't think is the case to start idolatring me...please...or i might start shaking and cause an earthquake

 

[restin]

hehe got him. Did I win if he doesn't answer?

 

[druglessdouglas]

you win a goldfish