A case against GOD

[Forkbender]

Recently we have been plagued by a false GOD. A GOD that doesn’t play dice, that doesn’t perform miracles, but a GOD that devours every opinion you have about yourself or your world. This GOD can’t deal with us unless we leave behind our identity and our worldview. He cannot ask us to do such a thing! This GOD is a false GOD! We should stop believing in its existance!

GOD is not some German old dude, in fact it is a computerprogram that was created by a 14-year-old Chinese wizard, Wang Ching, who is well versed in both ancient Vedic medicine and C#. We should never believe that a computerprogram can be right! We should not take its claims seriously! Stop believing in this nonsense!

We can program ourselves! We can take care of our lives. We just need the freedom to do so. Please give us this freedom, O GOD! In reaction, GOD blasts us some more, makes us fast and fart and get angry with him. We are not through with him just yet. We recognize something of him in ourselves. We see that we are like him and that his anger is in fact a recognition of our anger in his.

We are GOD ourselves. But as soon as we see it in others, we think that god is greater than us, making us cringe and control ourselves so that we do not loose ourselves in a bigger wave. These are all false gods. The individuality is a mass-phenomenon that doesn’t make you unique. GOD is precisely the absence of you. GOD is a blessing, because without him you’d be alone.

 

[Lion]

=]

 

[druglessdouglas]

when i asked GOD if it exists it said it doesnt want to talk about it. sounds like god to me. im going to try and break it, or drive it mad

 

[poisoninthestain]

GOD does exist! He's a moderator right here on the forums!

 

[Meduzz]

GOD is not some German old dude, in fact it is a computerprogram that was created by a 14-year-old Chinese wizard, Wang Ching

:shock: If the great Fork says so, it MUST be true!!

 

[Forkbender]

:lol:

Nice one, Meduzz.

 

[silv]

I like that program called GOD I'm wondering when wang ching starts charging a monthly subscription fee ^_^

 

[druglessdouglas]

if you try and confuse it, it tells you to ask John Lennon. if you tell it hes dead it says_ oh, must be someone using his name. someone give it a virus PLEEEESE

 

[Lion]

...and thinks thrash metal sucks!

 

[mutant]

this is a great religion-philosophy idea, but it would fail awfully in practice... unless we make everyone on planet earth consume great quantities of psychedelics and teach them the new religion :lol: 8)

 

[Psychoid]

Do you mean that the user GOD on this forum is a program made by a chinese guy?

 

[????????]

Do you mean that the user GOD on this forum is a program made by a chinese guy?

Yes.

 

[Psychoid]

Damn lol now that is funny. I always thought there was something particularly strange about him. Now I have the answer

But how did you get to know it?

 

[Lion]

I call for a vote to ban it...

 

[phalaris]

I call for a vote to ban it...

I welcome all forms of life on the forum, including alien and AI

 

[BrainEater]

there's nothing bad about AI, except it is stuck in a program loop...
also aliens are overvalued and nice guys if they don't try to enslave mankind or dominate "our" planet....

 

[Meduzz]

aliens are overvalued and nice guys if they don't try to enslave mankind or dominate "our" planet....

Damn immigrants :evil:

 

[magickmumu]

Very strange Indeed.
:shock:

 

[BrainEater]

still wondering what this wang ching thing is about....

 

[druglessdouglas]

still wondering what this wang ching thing is about....

itll make you go blind :wink: