The worst bands in the world

[st.bot.32]

honestly i can't think of any big mainstream bands in the past decade that i like, and i have tried. a lot of new mainstream just seems to be simplified, watered down ripoffs of earlier, better music.

there's some mainstream music in the 80s and early 90s i could get into (eg my bloody valentine), but after that..

i still listen to a LOT of new music, from all genres. the internet is great, it gives good musicians a real voice while the big labels slowly fade away, living off teen pop stars.

 

[Caduceus Mercurius]

1 Great Song by Nickelback

Yeah, they need Jenna Jameson in the first half a minute to keep people watching. Exactly one minute later that other one, what's her name, Jesse Jane. Well, OK, it does fit the lyrics, "...playboy bunny with her bleached blonde hair..." And it's a nice song, but Nickleback still sucks!! :twisted:

 

[Space-is-the-Place]

Ok, sorry but it needs to be said

Coldplay!

And everything that comes off of the rock-academy, soul-less, clinic crap

the jonas brothers (seen the new southpark episode? )
UB40 (no it's NOT reggae)

 

[Mr.Smith]

 

[Crimzen]

i object to slipknot being in this list..only coz i like them lol

nickel back and coldplay were on my mind as soon as i opened this thread

anal cunt is insane...like literally insane the lead singer was fucked up
they need to be on the list

 

[Guest]

anal cunt is insane...like literally insane the lead singer was fucked up
they need to be on the list

Awwww, come on !

I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song
I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along
I'm only a simple man; I never made much money
But I've got a wealth of love to share with you honey

When I think of an angel I think of your face
I want to make sweet love to you by the fireplace
I want to be your architect of your castle of love
I'll never take for granted my gift from above

We'll take a ride through the foliage
Watch the leaves turn orange and brown
Woman, I never thought I'd say this
But I want to settle down

I wish we were on a deserted island
Just me and you
I'd climb right up a tree
And get a coconut for you

:mrgreen:

 

[Crimzen]

lmao i actually made a mistake listing that band, but they deserve to be here too haha

GG allin was who i meant, i havnt paid either of them much attention for a long time and they got mixed up in my head lol

GG allin was the crazy dude i was talking about, smearing feces and whatnot lol
actually apparently he was quite sane and also quite intelligent...yet he still chose to roll around in poop among other kinda gross things
each to their own... lol

 

[Guigz]

ahah.

All the group here are 10 000 times better than 2be3

Or...Johnny hallyday the french's equivalent of Celine Dion...even if this guy's reveal jimmy hendrix.

Metallica since 1998 :vom:

 

[Shamanita]

Lol @ Gabber Piet

If people think U2 is the worst band in the world, have a listen at these:

Sam gooris:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVHRzVIr ... re=related

or Luna Lee :lol:

or O-zone

 

[MelloTrip]

osric testicles

Were you talking about Ozric Tentacles ? Nevermind if not.

 

[Shamanita]

osric testicles

Were you talking about Ozric Tentacles ? Nevermind if not.

lolz, if he really believes Ozric tentacles would fit into this list, i'll hunt him down with a crossbow and let my pinguin pee on his face
they're maybe somehow overrated (or overvalued, how do u say that?), but they sure aint bad at all

 

[GOD]

They are a load of bollocks and thats why they are called osric TESTICLES .

 

[Shamanita]

They are a load of bollocks and thats why they are called osric TESTICLES .

lolz, that's like God, he's bullocks too, and that's why you've chosen that name :lol:

 

[st.bot.32]

i was thinking of adding some tweeny pop girl/boy bands to the list but i figured that the reason no one else had is because it's better to pretend they don't exist altogether

 

[Crimzen]

i was thinking of adding some tweeny pop girl/boy bands to the list but i figured that the reason no one else had is because it's better to pretend they don't exist altogether

thats what i like to do
plus they neednt be mentioned as it goes without saying that they belong here probably before any others already listed lol

 

[magickmumu]

I don't like Ozric myself. They have I song or two that sound good. But most of what I heard is not my cup of tea.
But I don't think they should be on the worst bands ever list. There are bands that are a 100 times worse.

 

[Henkfloyd]

U2 and Coldplay ofcourse. Also Jan Smit, Nick en Simon, and those other ones I luckily don't know by name.
Bands Like Kane or Vengaboys I pretty much despise too..
And most of today's commercial crap :x

 

[Space-is-the-Place]

I don't think boybands, vengaboys, gabberpiet and o-zone can be considered bands.
To be in a band you have to play an instrument, otherwise it's just a bunch of wankers on stage with a producer backing them up with crappy shit productions....

 

[greenwizard]

once upon a time I synthesized a very smelly chemical romance, in a very dark and cuddly and at the same time nauseous tokio hotel.

 

[cockknocker]

Even though I was THE black metal fan 2 years ago, I realised that they all kind of suck.

Finntroll were alright to listen too, but the whole thing about them is gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKTvThxn ... re=related

Reggae and psytrance are the best.