Our Father

[Caduceus Mercurius]

Our Father who art on this Forum,

where art thou?

 

[druglessdouglas]

mea culpa

 

[Mara]

GOD, we miss you :tear:

 

[Guest]

What did I miss?
I was only gone for a week

 

[Lion]

lol, wth is all this god thing about??
i can't follow nemore

 

[Guest]

I think GOD is missing

 

[Lion]

I think GOD is missing

yeah no shit, wouldn't you if you had a topic made about you claiming he's a vietnamese wiz kid's program?

 

[Meduzz]

It's only been 4 days... and he has been gone for a while before... right?









aranoid:

 

[magickmumu]

God is watching.
Like an eye in the sky.
Tetragrammaton please come back.
God is not a a vietnamese wiz kid's program.

 

[silv]

I believe in GOD

 

[Brugmansia]

Write another nice automatic responder, Caduceus. Who wrote actually? Fork?

 

[druglessdouglas]

has anyone seen our god? hes not very well behaved. he doesnt answer to his name. but hes our god and we love him. HEEEERE BOY! HEEERE BOY!

 

[Dantediv86]

Amen.
i hope he didn't go away because i went missing and he got worried for my absence. not that i consider myself so important to actually think that....(caressing my ego right there)
i just wanna see if i trigger a response
one of those humbling ones that only GOD could come up with...

 

[buffachino]

Whats with the love in?
Has he pimped that many of you already?

 

[Dantediv86]

i like his rudes answers. they get me thinking...besides there's always the need for a badass in a forum....

 

[Guest]

I think GOD is missing

yeah no shit, wouldn't you if you had a topic made about you claiming he's a vietnamese wiz kid's program?

Hahaha, well I don't think anything like that could piss off GOD, come on, seriously!
Maybe he feels like shit or has had another checkup at the hospital.
He'll be fine!

Whats with the love in?
Has he pimped that many of you already?

:mrgreen:

It's all love here baby! :heart:

 

[buffachino]

God you sugar daddy, come back!
If only to stop your bitches from howling your name in yearning for your return, simply for you to throw them another bone; watch them fight over it; then beat off in reverence to your mastery of social upheaval. :drool:

But seriously, if you guys crave the teachings of a wise old man, however sincere or impudent, to catalyse or vindicate your thinking process, perhaps you shouldn’t be worshiping his name. In doing so, you idolise the man to the same degree as one of those glorified, infatuate holy men that he despises so much. The intent I think, was to get people thinking for themselves in a way that doesn’t require beatification.

So get off the praise bandwagon and do some thinking.
Then when the man returns, you have something to present to his fleetingly philanthropic super-mind!

(feel the love :heart: )

 

[Psychoid]

Hahaha, well I don't think anything like that could piss off GOD, come on, seriously!

Maybe his mailbox plenty of meaningless PMs when he comes back is going to piss him off :lol:

 

[Jakobien]

Just when you need him more than ever he doesn't respond, no matter how much you pray... This is when you start doubting his existence. And you know you've always been faithful...whyyyyyy God why?

 

[Dantediv86]

Buff.........*sigh*.......you take yourself waaaaaaaaaaay too seriously...
chill man!
i'm having some good old fun over here
the only thing i idolize at the moment is my super inflated ego after a 1 night stand with a GORGEOUS female specimen of the human race... and not only my ego is inflated at the moment while i think about her.