GOD
Holofractale de l'hypervérité
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- 14/1/06
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I just met god and made an amazing discovery . I was leaning over the frying pan sacrificing some veg and the heat got to the plastic green sock on me head and it shrunk to fit...... Its now welded to my skin and i cant get it off . The first 2 minutes were one of the best highs i`ve ever had watching my life flashing in front of my eyes untill i managed to find a sharp knife and cut myself a hole to breath through . The next high ???? will be going shopping in the morning , but on the positive side at least no one will be able to recognise me by seeing my face........ On the bad side the dog just saw me , shit on the floor and bit me .