G.G.F.S.E.C.P.M.E.

[magickstar]

My whole body looked like a cross between a moon landscape full of mountains , hills , valleys and craters and the lunch pack of notra dam as i always sleep naked , just in case female burglars break in looking for wild sex , and the little fuckers had already been having a party .

Maybe if you wore your green socks ?? It is Wednesday after all.

 

[GOD]

I still have the one welded on my head on , i will put another one on.......... Do you think it will help with the sex crazy female burglers ?

Where i am its always wednsday .

 

[magickstar]

.......... Do you think it will help with the sex crazy female burglers ?

Keep them at bay you mean? For sure :lol:

Where i am its always wednsday .

Where I am its always Saturday night.

 

[GOD]

"Where I am its always Saturday night."

What year ? I went to a party on wednsday 21st of december 1972 , it still hasnt finished and i dont think i`m ever going to come down . I shall leave the green sock on as i dont want to get a cold in the colly wobbles or i wont be able to rise to the ocasion if the lady burgulars drop in .

 

[magickstar]

I went to a party on wednsday 21st of december 1972 , it still hasnt finished and i dont think i`m ever going to come down .

Mmm, winter solstice - my favourite time. But 1972! Really - you that old??

Had you down as a youth with overactive gonads :lol:

 

[Psychoid]

Lol you'd be surprised

 

[GOD]

God is timeless . I dont get old i just mature . ( unfortunately just like cheese the more i mature the more i smell ) .

I had the gonads removed with my chakras as they got in the way when i walked and i kept treading on them and getting blisters on them . Thats why i write in soprano .

 

[magickpencil]

GOD = the last castrato

 

[GOD]

OK . The piza bases are out of the fridge thawing . The countdown has started and zero hour is 0600 . Get your esoteric abilitys greased and warmed up ready to go . Last come last served . ( The piza in my underpants is a bonus reserved only for interested ladys . Its a special one with double chock chock on it . Its packed like a hot dog and i`ve laid an extra big trail of crumbs directly to "IT" . Those lucky ladys who get to taste it will get a special sauce surprise ) .

 

[magickpencil]

OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT

 

[GOD]

The first part of the experiment is over . The pizas were on the table at 0600 GMT this morning and were closely observed untill 0630 . There were no foot / finger / teeth or lick marks on them . But over the 1/2 an hour 4 flys apeared , wich i killed . Then i remembered Castaneda and wondered if i had killed 4 astral bodys of fellow psychonuts ????? I felt so guilty i ate all 4 pizas and then spent bthe rest of the night with headache and bellyache on the toilet . Now i know why toilets are always built with a sink or bath next to them.......

The experiment continues at 1800 GMT .

( The piza in my underpants has loads of finger prints on it but they are all mine.......... )

 

[magickstar]

Those flies must have been teleported psychonauts as you feared - this thread has gone awfully quiet!

Now you scoffed the pizzas, your experiment is ruined as i´m sure nobody will be beaming in for the one down your y-fronts.

 

[GOD]

Big john didnt wear y fronts he like me wore long johns .

The experiment went on at 1800 , as i had set another 4 pizas aside ,with the same results . No esoteric loonys , no flys this time , nothing . But again i ate myself into an explosive anal trance . The piza in my pants had to be removed because i wasnt sure if it was all chocolate anymore......

The answers were sugar , brown , caramel and the tardis .

Does anyone know an easy way to unblock the plug hole in a bath thats full of small pieces of carots , peas , tomatoes and chocolate / caramel piza that has set as hard as concrete ?