G.G.F.S.E.C.P.M.E.

[GOD]

"GODs good friday synchronised esoteric chocolate piza mystery experiment" .

OK . I have bought 8 piza bases , some chocolate cream and a delicious special sauce to go on the top . I suggest i make them and serve them at 0600 hours and 1800 hours GMT on friday so youve all got chance to take part , to get ready and get your share . One piza is for Mara , one for Caduceus , one for me and the other one is for all you lot . The idea of the one for you lot is to highten the preassure and make you try realy hard to win before the others get there and you wont get any .

The idea is that you all either take a trip / drug of your choice , meditate , do astral projection , use the I-ching , use astrology , use teleportation , use telepathy , use you tarot cards , rely on pure greed , read the tea leaves , use your intuition , read the chickens guts or some other form of esoteric madness to beam yourself / your senses over to my place and answer the 4 questions . Is the chocolate creme white or brown ? Is the piza base made with sugar or salt ? What is the delicious special sauce on top ?

This event is sponcered by the Inquisitor of the Holy church of psychonuts mystery Kult Klub Klan syndicate company limited his holyness saint pope GOD the first . All profits go to the needy = me .

( Dear mr.moderator . If and when the esoteric loony section gets opened please can you beam this over . Thanx . )

Has anyone got any questions , comments and / or ideas . And who wants to take part ? Is the time OK for everyone ?

The first prize is an ironing board .

 

[BrainEater]

[x] loony section
[x] GOD 4 president of the loony section



the chocolate cream is brown, the pizza base is made with salt and the delicious sauce has no name yet, for it is GOD's creation and my methods don't allow me to see into the ingredients of it.

do i need to draw your attention to your inabiliy to count??? because all i see was three questions to answer, except of course the question whether we had any questions.

peace :weedman:

 

[magickpencil]

wow..

 

[Mara]

*sits royally on her bordeax sofa while eating her pizza with a salty base, black, brown and white chocolate in heart-shaped pattern and a topping made out of a psychoatictive esoteric essence of universal insanity.*

Mmmmmm...... Pizza........

lol :lol:

 

[magickstar]

Well this is fun and original, I´ll give it a go.

On the roll of a dice, the chocolate creme is white and the pizza base is made with sugar (I was seriously hoping it wouldn´t be salt with chocolate!).

As to the delicious special sauce - I drew the tarot 7 of Swords - you are deceiving us - there is no special sauce! The all-seeing eye on the hilt of the sword is spying on you.

Why are you deceiving us about the special sauce? 6 of Wands - you wanted to see if any of us would realize your trick.

What was the unwritten 4th question? The Magician - you wanted to ask is this kind of thing really possible? Is it just a trick of the light, a slight of hand, or can we really beam into your kitchen and scoff ALL the pizza while your back is turned hahaha :twisted:

 

[GOD]

I was seriously thinking of banning all women from this experiment and only letting adults take part ...... but........ there is enough piza to go round so i wont . ( As a world famous sceptic greedy pig , chockoholic and paranoiac i have realy bought 16 pizas so even if the women do munch me all the rest away ( as usual ) i still have my faire share in reserve )

Its getting hot folks but we will have to wait untill saterday to find out the results . And what the mystery mystery 4th question mystery is ??????????? I wrote the answer on a piece of paper and have locked it in the cupboard so even i dont know it . I`m trying to get my third eye through the key hole and take a look . But being quadrophonic i have to take care that the other three mes dont notice or there will be a riot in my head .

 

[GOD]

I did try tarot cards but they have sharp edges so i went back to paper with three layers . Although they did have the advantage that my fingers didnt go through them .

 

[mrvn]

I don't like pizza and icecream. :lol:

 

[magickmumu]

:lol:

 

[magickstar]

I did try tarot cards but they have sharp edges so i went back to paper with three layers . Although they did have the advantage that my fingers didnt go through them .

Not recommended - they have glossy surfaces. Leads to terrible smearing.

 

[GOD]

Thats normal with me , they call me the skid mark kid . I was more woried about getting bum cancer from the colours . But how do you know that ? "Are you experienced" or did the cards tell you ???????

My ears are burning , my piles are vibrating in synchronisation with the planitary oktave and the stars are telling me to shut the fuck up before i start a "War of the godess" . I`m just SOOOO exited about the thought of millions of women projecting themselves into my flat that i have wshed all 6 green socks and put an extra big chocolate piza in my underpants . Maybe that way i get "More of the godess" .

 

[Psychoid]

Is the chocolate creme white or brown ?

Brown

Is the piza base made with sugar or salt ?

Salt

What is the delicious special sauce on top ?

Your semen


And the answer to the mystery question is...

A mystery

 

[mrvn]

:smoke: o wait it's chococream not choco-icecream. Man I thought you were really losing it. :lol:

 

[magickstar]

Thats normal with me , they call me the skid mark kid . I was more woried about getting bum cancer from the colours . But how do you know that ? "Are you experienced" or did the cards tell you ???????

For tarot card experience, substitute glossy leaf and yeh, I 've been caught short in a field with no soft 3-ply to hand.

My ears are burning , my piles are vibrating in synchronisation with the planitary oktave and the stars are telling me to shut the fuck up before i start a "War of the godess" .

Just make sure you know just which goddess you are battling with - some of them can be a real bitch!

I`m just SOOOO exited about the thought of millions of women projecting themselves into my flat that i have wshed all 6 green socks and put an extra big chocolate piza in my underpants . Maybe that way i get "More of the godess" .

Maybe you'd be better putting the socks in your underpants.

 

[druglessdouglas]

how big is the pizza?

 

[GOD]

Heres something to read while i think of a diplomatic face saving way to retreat without loss of dignity before the sisterhood takes revenge .

The green socks like me are a site joke . If you want you can read the middle of the story here :-

http://www.psychonaut.com/index.php?opt ... b0&lang=en

 

[Psychoid]

The blueing reaction in the face proves it .

ROFL!

I'm still laughing ^_^

Just can't stop :lol:

Maybe it's the endorphines (just ran ~2500m)

 

[Psychoid]

Rereading my post and I'm still laughing :lol:

Maybe I'm just retarded...

 

[magickpencil]

1) brown
2) salt
3) leatherwood honey
?) Rosicrucian style

 

[GOD]

If i was an esoteric loony i would believe that the sisterhood had sent the legions of darkness with the 7 plagues round to punish me last night . I went to bed and was lieing there counting 2 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 10 , i dont count sheep i count tits . and was just about to drift into mega titland when i heard a sound like a chain saw from one side . As i came back to consciousness it became a stereo performance , chain saws from 2 directions . So i got out of bed , put the lights on and saw 2 moskitos the size of aircraft carryers dive bommbing me . Knowing that as in real life its only the feemales that make a lot of noise , bite and are after blood i switched into fight or die survival mode and got the vacume cleaner out and spent half an hour chasing them round the room like a maniac untill i caught them . Then riding on a swollen ego and an adrenalin flood , forgetting that just as in real life with women trouble doesnt just come in small slices i went back to bed feeling like a proud hunter . Foolish me .

I started counting tits again and soon drifted off between 2 whoppas . Then the shit realy hit the fan and i had a terrible nightmare . I saw my ex-girlfriend . You might think that thats not a nightmare but you havent met her . She had terrible PMT . Not your normal prae or post menstrual tension . She had permanent menstrual tension and it was my fault . Its good that my bowels were empty or i`d have shit the bed . I tried to run but it was like my legs wouldnt work , like i was trying to run through a mixture of custard and sulphuric acid wich itched amazingly . I couldnt get away and was soon swimming in a pool of sweat . She was running behind me , funily enough shouting above the sound of multiple chain saws , "Have a shower" , "Have a shower" wich made me wake up in panik . ( I`m like a little kid . I have to be forced once a month into the bath and the only way to get me back out again is to pull the plug out , turn the heating off and open all the windows ) .

As i woke up i my first thought was "Oh shit, this is the big one , i havent realy woke up" because the chain saws didnt stop , they got louder and the sulphuric acid kept on burning . I was in total confusion untill i fell out of bed and landed on the vacume cleaner . And just as in real life it was the pain that made me realize i was awake . By that time the sound had become as loud as a whole squadron of foker wolf dive bommbers practising the bliz krieg . You guesed it . It was a whole fleet of aircraft carryer size moskitos intent on a final solution size blood transfusion . Then the pain took the overhand because they had already had the first few liters . I ran into the bog and closed the door , turned the light on , turned round and nearly had a mental misscariage ( is it a coincidence that the word misscariage starts with miss ...... ) as i saw something in the mirror that looked as white as if dracula had sucked all its blood out . My whole body looked like a cross between a moon landscape full of mountains , hills , valleys and craters and the lunch pack of notra dam as i always sleep naked , just in case female burglars break in looking for wild sex , and the little fuckers had already been having a party .

I fought like a lion . I cursed them . I farted and i spat . I also tried the vacume cleaner again but the bastards had learned by their mistakes and had adapted . ( Miss again ???? ) . I even tried making myself invisible by putting my hands over my eyes but nothing worked . So i soon realised that i was out numbered and had no chance exept to take the matrass into the bog , tape the door up to keep them out and take a valium to get to sleep because of the pain .

When i got up in the afternoon i went in the living room and as i picked up my underpants a moth flew out ( yes its the women that eat your clothes ) and fell into manic paranoid depression again visualising them falling apart thinking the moth must have given them their death sentance as the only thing that had been keeping them together was the hardened yellow stains and the skid marks . I spent the rest of the day sitting with my back to the wall with the vacume cleaner tube in one hand and a rolled up news paper in the other . Tonight i`m going to smoke some meth to stay awake so i`ll be as fast as the wind and the fuckers wont be able to have their evil way again . From now on i`m going to sleep all day because just like women they arent active in the day time . I now wonder if moskitos sit around all day watching TV and flirting with the post man while their men are at work like women do ?????