eating it: for dummies

[????????]

hola compañeros psiconautas

I want to eat weed BUT I just know how to make sandwiches and eggs! I know there are all sorts of fancy techniques like making oils and stuff but I want something very simple! I want ghetto recipes! I once broke some eggs into a plate and mixed it with some weed, then cooked it on a pan but I felt nothing at all..... so all you experienced cooks tell me an easy fool-proof way of doing it, please.

 

[Forkbender]

Melt butter au-bain-marie (pan in big pan with a layer of water in between).
Put in the ground-up weed.
Wait.
Wait more.
Strain out the herb.
Put green butter on toast or give it to your mother to bake you a cake.

 

[GOD]

Or just buy a nut/ chocolate cake mix from the supermarket and put the dry , powdered grass in it instead of the same weight of nuts / chocolate . If you use hash butter instead of pure butter it makes a bigger B-A-N-G..........

Try it once and if its to dry next time put a bit more butter in .

 

[user_1919]

Buy some 3.25% Homo milk and simmer with around a gram of Marijuana for about 30 minutes. The longer the better, but 30 minutes is good. Also add water to the milk, so the water boils down and not the milk. If you don't have enough water, it milk may begin to 'burn'.

PEACE & LOVE

 

[????????]

thanks :wink:

I'll post when I get to try some of that

 

[druglessdouglas]

try this. take a big spoon. put some vegetable oil in it put the grass in it. heat it till it sizzles then dump the lot in a pot of yogurt. toffee flavor works well as it compliments the hash/grass.

always leave the burned spoon laying about after you are finished so people can see it. that way you can have fun explaining yourself to all your friends as they try to drag you off to rehab.

eggs are barely digestible at all. they possibly buffered the weed so you didnt absorb it and pooped it out

 

[Meduzz]

Melt butter au-bain-marie (pan in big pan with a layer of water in between).
Put in the ground-up weed.
Wait.
Wait more.
Strain out the herb.
Put green butter on toast or give it to your mother to bake you a cake.

Or go to the supermarket, they have tons of cake, muffin, brownie,... mixes where you only have to add butter and water and put them in the oven.
Now THAT is lazy

 

[restin]

The only one indicating a dose is user_1919 (1 gram) is this a good dose?

 

[Meduzz]

I think it is. I usually cook with hasj. As little as 0,3 grams gives a very strong high

 

[user_1919]

1 gram will get you very far if you cook it right, trust me! Higher than one gram gets really intense. I did 2 grams and it was very strong and I had some visuals.

PEACE & LOVE

 

[st.bot.32]

has anyone here ever tried a leary biscuit speaking of which? tried it once and it really wasn't that effective. not enough cheese i guess.

as to the OP, i use a method much like what was suggested by druglessdouglas and it certainly hella works. it is also a very portable method! you might want to experiment a bit, different strains of weed vary in potency! there is some really strong grass going around here these days, i've had visuals on far less than a gram of strong weed..

 

[GOD]

Those doses would be in a cooky and not in a whole cake ?

Personaly i used to put 50 grams of grass in a cake and eat it all .

 

[user_1919]

Are you talking about my suggested dose? Because that is for one glass of 'speical milk', and not suggested for more than one dose. My Uncle has mastered the art of making cookies with Marijuana. He uses 28 grams, and makes over 120 cookes, all active at one cookie, and VERY strong! Although he won't make me a batch

PEACE & LOVE

 

[druglessdouglas]

has anyone here ever tried a leary biscuit speaking of which? tried it once and it really wasn't that effective. not enough cheese i guess.

as to the OP, i use a method much like what was suggested by druglessdouglas and it certainly hella works. it is also a very portable method! you might want to experiment a bit, different strains of weed vary in potency! there is some really strong grass going around here these days, i've had visuals on far less than a gram of strong weed..

i prepared one in a hospital toilet cubicle once for a friend who had a serious motorcycle accident. everything but the hash came from the hospital canteen, small pack of butter, yogourt (i can never spell it g'damn) and spoon. it is in deed very portable

 

[Forkbender]

I think it is. I usually cook with hasj. As little as 0,3 grams gives a very strong high

I usually cook without hash. Regular food is good too, you know.



Bunch of addicts. :wink:

 

[BrainEater]

you can almost make anything with it but for the body being able to process it optimally you need to solve it in FAT.

so you can take the shredded weed and put it into butter and heat the butter with the THC in it.

after you can bake something nice with the butter-THC-stuff in it or you can put that into a chocolate milk and heat it a bit, because milk has fats in it, as well.


peace & enjoy :weedman:

 

[druglessdouglas]

i havnt eaten any in about a year. it kind of put me off. if i told you how much PPP/skunk i ate you would all gang up on me and call me names. it was great at the time but the next few days i felt like i was submerged in jelly. it was my greed not the weed

 

[GOD]

Its also about the amount of cannabis to bulk of cake / cooky / milk .

I got thrown out of hospital because i was smoking joints in bed in the ward every day.

 

[user_1919]

. if i told you how much PPP/skunk i ate you would all gang up on me and call me names.

HAHA, I'm guessing it's massive amounts. I admire you druglessdouglas for the doses you take and I would never call you any names!

PEACE & LOVE

 

[GOD]

From now on we just call him "he who is never named"..........