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The Waldo Jeffers de javu incident .
I am having very strong internet withdral symptoms and keep catching myself sitting in front of my composter pretending i`m surfing . I started thinking about internet adiction as being posessed by net demons and got loads of pictures in my mind ending up with my own personal imaginary picture of the devil . I was quite surprised to see he was exactly how i had always imagined him to be . Then i started wondeing why people have different visions of the devil and thought that it is probably because of cultural differences and the different pictures and asociations that we all see over our lives . Then i remembered symbols and thought that they might have started when we were at the beginings of our evolution before the brain had developed enough from just being a sort of lump on the end of our spinal cord to the lump of jelly we have now that "thinks" thoughts . Then i used my 4th eye to travel back in our evolution untill we were just animals like reptiles sitting on a rock in the sun . Animals who didnt think and just got a picture in our heads of a bigger reptile with a long sticky tounge when we were in danger . Or a picture of a mouse when we were hungry . Or a picture of another reptile with 8 tits when it was time to pass the jeans on . I thought that when we are in situations where we are so scared or in danger or just to beamed to think rationaly maybe the brain just projects the picure , our personal picture of the devil in our heads to tell us to get the fuck out of here with warp 9.75 .
The endomorphines were flowing just the same as when i am surfing being the ultimate controler in my own personal fantasy world . After a bit i wondered why i could still see my picture of satan sort of superimpossed on everything between me and "reality" when out of the corner of my eye i saw something small and black sitting on my curtains . My brain went into ventrilaquists overdrive mode and without even batting an eyelid or betraying myself by freezing i caried on pretending to surf knowing that it was the years first mosquito and that it had seen me and was pretending it wasnt there while planning its dinner . So i thought two can play that game mate and started to act like a geko on a branch hunting , slowly moving back and forwards and from side to side like a leaf in the wind thereby carefully not looking at her making sure there was no traitorish eye contact . When i got about 1 meter away , still with the picture of satan in my mind ??? , i took on my best bruce lee pose with my muscles tensed like hardened steel springs . After a few minutes of doing my kung fu geko hardened steel spring leaf in the wind bit trying to lull her into a hypnotic trance i took a long slow deep breath and zapped her with a single shaking fist death blow to the side of the head . I was VERY surprised , not that i killed her but more because i was reminded about what i had forgot about that was behind the curtains = a cacti with 10 cm long thorns . I spent the next few hours with a pair of tweezers and a sharp knife trying to extract thorns from my fist and wondering if the devil was having a laugh . Maybe it was all because my 4th eye had detected the mosquito before i had consciously seen it and the devil picture meant dont zap it because of the cacti ??????.
So , what have you done that was stupid lately ?
I am having very strong internet withdral symptoms and keep catching myself sitting in front of my composter pretending i`m surfing . I started thinking about internet adiction as being posessed by net demons and got loads of pictures in my mind ending up with my own personal imaginary picture of the devil . I was quite surprised to see he was exactly how i had always imagined him to be . Then i started wondeing why people have different visions of the devil and thought that it is probably because of cultural differences and the different pictures and asociations that we all see over our lives . Then i remembered symbols and thought that they might have started when we were at the beginings of our evolution before the brain had developed enough from just being a sort of lump on the end of our spinal cord to the lump of jelly we have now that "thinks" thoughts . Then i used my 4th eye to travel back in our evolution untill we were just animals like reptiles sitting on a rock in the sun . Animals who didnt think and just got a picture in our heads of a bigger reptile with a long sticky tounge when we were in danger . Or a picture of a mouse when we were hungry . Or a picture of another reptile with 8 tits when it was time to pass the jeans on . I thought that when we are in situations where we are so scared or in danger or just to beamed to think rationaly maybe the brain just projects the picure , our personal picture of the devil in our heads to tell us to get the fuck out of here with warp 9.75 .
The endomorphines were flowing just the same as when i am surfing being the ultimate controler in my own personal fantasy world . After a bit i wondered why i could still see my picture of satan sort of superimpossed on everything between me and "reality" when out of the corner of my eye i saw something small and black sitting on my curtains . My brain went into ventrilaquists overdrive mode and without even batting an eyelid or betraying myself by freezing i caried on pretending to surf knowing that it was the years first mosquito and that it had seen me and was pretending it wasnt there while planning its dinner . So i thought two can play that game mate and started to act like a geko on a branch hunting , slowly moving back and forwards and from side to side like a leaf in the wind thereby carefully not looking at her making sure there was no traitorish eye contact . When i got about 1 meter away , still with the picture of satan in my mind ??? , i took on my best bruce lee pose with my muscles tensed like hardened steel springs . After a few minutes of doing my kung fu geko hardened steel spring leaf in the wind bit trying to lull her into a hypnotic trance i took a long slow deep breath and zapped her with a single shaking fist death blow to the side of the head . I was VERY surprised , not that i killed her but more because i was reminded about what i had forgot about that was behind the curtains = a cacti with 10 cm long thorns . I spent the next few hours with a pair of tweezers and a sharp knife trying to extract thorns from my fist and wondering if the devil was having a laugh . Maybe it was all because my 4th eye had detected the mosquito before i had consciously seen it and the devil picture meant dont zap it because of the cacti ??????.
So , what have you done that was stupid lately ?
