Modern Day Hippie
Neurotransmetteur
- Inscrit
- 27/4/10
- Messages
- 34
Ok to give a little BG on The Book as we like to call it in my circle of friends, was written over the course of about 7 months. It is a compilation of all our funny, philosophical, stupid, stonerific ideas and moments. I figured I'd share some of the more enjoyable ones with you all here and see what everyone else thinks because it seems to be a hit with most people. I'm still adding to it since I am the original and only author, you try getting 5 smokers to remember what they said and have the motivation to write it all down, so if you feel like you have something that should be added feel free to post it! If I, and the rest of the members here, think it is good then you just earned a place in history and you will be cited in the book for your contribution.
Tripping in the Mind of a Psychonaut
If the ocean was weed and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and smoke my way up. But since the ocean is not weed and I'm not a duck pass me the bowl and shut the f*ck up
~ Used when people go off on tangents with a bowl in their hand. If I can say the whole thing before you hit it, you lose your hit and pass it to me. Fun game when we were younger, but brings back the memories
Let the bud burn long, the shrooms grow high, and the blotters taste like candy
~ Came up with this saying during a very enlightening mushroom experience last summer. Now it's in my sig
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
~ Some good LSD can do wonders for your thinking
How is it in 3 days time you can smoke $100 worth of ganja and argue your friend about the meaning of life, but come Monday you have accomplished nothing but a new high score and an empty fridge?
It's always a good idea to be cautious when you are not sober. Clean things up, lock the door, close the blinds. It's just not always the best idea to shoo away an invisible cat at 2a.m. so your mom doesn't see it.
Choosing to expand you mind, good idea. Hanging out with friends, good idea. Going to your favorite amusement park, good idea. Eating 10g's of shrooms before you go, well I guess 3 out of 4 isn't bad.
The only inarguable statement is that and statement can be argued. You can either agree or prove it right.
**Texts to a friend**
I see you moon, don't think you can sneak away from me
~ Drunk on the beach
I can make the stars explode in my head
~ Still drunk on the beach
It's been a long day when you need to recount all your alcohol
~ F*ck you still drunk on the beach
Man it blurrs so good
~ Too much to drink
If my carpets were made of soil, I'd live in a pot forest
So how's it going? You guys got any suckers?
~ 2 stoners walking into the leasing office, looking for a new apartment
Cocaine is like potato chips
~ 1980's anti-drug movie shown in a court program
There are still a lot left, but I think that gives a good taste for what it covers. Not a lot of philosophical content but I've been working on adding to it lately since I don't live at my old apartment anymore.
Tripping in the Mind of a Psychonaut
If the ocean was weed and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and smoke my way up. But since the ocean is not weed and I'm not a duck pass me the bowl and shut the f*ck up
~ Used when people go off on tangents with a bowl in their hand. If I can say the whole thing before you hit it, you lose your hit and pass it to me. Fun game when we were younger, but brings back the memories
Let the bud burn long, the shrooms grow high, and the blotters taste like candy
~ Came up with this saying during a very enlightening mushroom experience last summer. Now it's in my sig
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
~ Some good LSD can do wonders for your thinking
How is it in 3 days time you can smoke $100 worth of ganja and argue your friend about the meaning of life, but come Monday you have accomplished nothing but a new high score and an empty fridge?
It's always a good idea to be cautious when you are not sober. Clean things up, lock the door, close the blinds. It's just not always the best idea to shoo away an invisible cat at 2a.m. so your mom doesn't see it.
Choosing to expand you mind, good idea. Hanging out with friends, good idea. Going to your favorite amusement park, good idea. Eating 10g's of shrooms before you go, well I guess 3 out of 4 isn't bad.
The only inarguable statement is that and statement can be argued. You can either agree or prove it right.
**Texts to a friend**
I see you moon, don't think you can sneak away from me
~ Drunk on the beach
I can make the stars explode in my head
~ Still drunk on the beach
It's been a long day when you need to recount all your alcohol
~ F*ck you still drunk on the beach
Man it blurrs so good
~ Too much to drink
If my carpets were made of soil, I'd live in a pot forest
So how's it going? You guys got any suckers?
~ 2 stoners walking into the leasing office, looking for a new apartment
Cocaine is like potato chips
~ 1980's anti-drug movie shown in a court program
There are still a lot left, but I think that gives a good taste for what it covers. Not a lot of philosophical content but I've been working on adding to it lately since I don't live at my old apartment anymore.
