Sex on trips

[GOD]

If there are any women out there in north germany who want to try sex on trips send me a private message .

 

[buffachino]

For you GOD, i will get a sex change and a one way ticket to berlin.

 

[Frostie]

lol, if i where you i will would go to a dating site

 

[GOD]

buffachino , thanks for the offer but i dont like it when my ladys have to have a shave every day !!! Better save the money and buy grass . I still haven`t stoped laughing about your "stems" comment , good to see that someone else here has a sense of humor . Inspite of De-evolution .

"if i where you i will would go to a dating site"

Can you imagine what they would say when i said i want an honest , clean , intelligent woman that likes trips and sex who doesn`t fuck around ??? And sex with someone elses wife or girlfriend is not for me . I dont have any problems finding willing women here , i get offers , i am told i look exotic , a bit like a cross between mick jager , iggy pop and one of the elves from the lord of the rings films ( without the spok ears thank you ), Women usualy have a strong reaction when they first see me , about 33% want to fuck , 33% HATE me on sight as they think i want to fuck and the other 33% HATE me on sight because they think i dont want to fuck . I`m just fussy about where i dip my wick .

 

[buffachino]

Well if you weren’t you’d have aids and we wouldn’t be hearing your hilarious anecdotes. So keep up the fussy behaviour regarding carnal activity and well’ all be fine...

 

[BrainEater]

sorry for not being a woman GOD but for you i'd make a sex change for sure
8)

it would be cool too, to meet you just like that if you live near berlin, because i live there. and i am really really sick of de-evolution, too...... :x

 

[dutchmarshal]

lol actually i am not frog germany or a girl...
BUT i do know someone who trips is beautifull and is BI! but she lives in holland...but she can travel though

so if ur serious...i will give you her msn/email

pm me...

 

[Guest]

Haha, I wonder how many PM/Mail you're going to receive marshall

 

[GOD]

I`m not BI and i dont fuck animals or dead bodys, I´m pure hetro/monosexual and being dissabled i could be called a spastasexual or sexapopsical as i`m realy sweet ......in a crippled sort of way , but its F-U-N . Ich mag tiefsinnig gemeinsame nahkampf ubungen aber nicht mit durchgefickte alte tanten mit hornhaut zwischen die beine. Sorry for the bad German but i`m sure you will understand what i mean ??? In english that means something like "I like deep sensual close contact fighting practice but not with old slags with calouses between their legs " very roughly translated . It sounds much better in German though and very funny . Talking of old slags i recently heard that its the quality of my genes what will keep me young and healthy , so i went out and bought myself 14 pairs of levis ???

Does PM me stand for Piss on Me ??? , it reminds me of my last girlfriend , not that i pissed on her but she did have P.M = Permanent Menstrual tension every 28 days , and i do mean every one of those 28 days .

 

[????????]

GOD YOU'RE A CRAZY PERSON

 

[ZOF]

i always knew that, how could've god made those crazy narrowminded humans?

 

[GOD]

Thanks for the roses , but i still dont want to have sex with you ......... UNLESS you are a W-O-M-A-N , preferably with B-I-G wobly ones .........and i only have sex with women over 35 if they have LOADS of money........and / or REAL cocaine . (NOT kiddy coke ).....

What does your nick name mean , what language is it in , Greek ??? and how is it said ????.......please ?

 

[????????]

Yes, it's greek and it means Philippos, which is the root of my name, Felipe, which means friend of the horses...

????? (philos) = "friend" and ‘????? (hippos) = "horse"

Well, I like horses but I could think of like ten animals I like more before horses...

What the hell is kiddie coke???

 

[Rymmen]

Haha, GOD, I thought you more of a family man. And, in my experience, sexual stimulation can be too pleasurable -- as in, painful. But, that's just me once on peyote.

 

[GOD]

Thanks for the greek explenation .

Aha your awake then , i saw the bit you wrote in another thread about kiddy coke and wondered if i put something about kiddy coke here if you would ask . kiddy coke = anything thats called coke that is powder or pressed lumps of powder and any other colour than pure white . Coke is pure white and crystaline , not powder , and makes your nose numb . Rocks are not lumps of an "x" powder , rocks are opaque mega crystals and the only people who see things like that are people who make them themselves or know people who make them .

And i hope we are not talking about sex with horses !!!!

Rymmen , Painfull sex ??? what are you doing ???? Getting whipped ????

 

[????????]

Ahh I see now... anyway I'm not that interested in coke, I find much more interesting the psychedelic substances... hey GOD you seem to know a lot about drugs, have you ever done DMT?

 

[Rymmen]

No, it was just way too intense for my nerve endings. I'unno... it felt kind of like how, when you just orgasm, and you're really sensitive...

And I've heard that kiddy coke was powder amphetamines. And, um, why are we even discussing cocaine? It's so stupid.

 

[Guest]

i am told i look exotic, a bit like a cross between mick jager , iggy pop and one of the elves from the lord of the rings films ( without the spok ears thank you)

Have you seen what Mick Jagger and Iggy Pop look like?? :mrgreen: :roll:

 

[GOD]

I have had DMT and 5-Meo DMT , i`m not realy a fan of smoking either of them , especialy 5-Meo DMT , but i did like taking ayahuasca with them in it . And i did used to like good coke .

I have also heard of people calling bad party amphetamine kiddy coke , but if you have had real coke and real amphetamine you would definately not think that either one was the other . I call bad , street , goa party coke kiddy coke because only someone who had never had real coke would think that it is a powder or any other colour than pure white or comes in lumps .

Yes i know what iggy pop looks like , do you know what the elf in lord of the rings looks like ? And what women like , women like , i certainly wouldnt have sex with any of those three but loads of women would/have . Dont you think that a mixture of the three would look pretty exotic ??? I realy dont know what i look like , other people have told me that i look like them , i just know what effect i have on people when they see me .