LOL very funny haha but then...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Jenkem
WTF?
CHEERS!!! :wink:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=jenkem
seriously now this is a fucked up situation...
dont do this shit!! hahaha
new drug.. what a..??
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LOL very funny haha but then...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Jenkem
WTF?
CHEERS!!! :wink:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=jenkem
seriously now this is a fucked up situation...
dont do this shit!! hahaha
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I find this HILARIOUS!! A local radio station here (99x) has been talking about Jenkem for several weeks now and why anyone would inhale the gasses released from there own shit is just WAY BEYOND ME! But with this I guess the drug war is over huh?
What are they going to do? Install scales and make you weigh yourself every time you take a shit that is connected to some goverment-we-count-how-much-shit-you-make database? I dunno but this is just HILARIOUS and I'm glad you posted this, I'm going to have to call up the radio station now that Jenkem is being recognized as a Real Drug.
And did I say, FUCKING HILARIOUS?! yet?
What are they going to do? Install scales and make you weigh yourself every time you take a shit that is connected to some goverment-we-count-how-much-shit-you-make database? I dunno but this is just HILARIOUS and I'm glad you posted this, I'm going to have to call up the radio station now that Jenkem is being recognized as a Real Drug.
And did I say, FUCKING HILARIOUS?! yet?
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This is so beyond me...
How can one even consider comparing, let alone attributing, the effects of inhaling fermented sewage gas (methane and hydrogen sulphide) to that of a psychedelic.
The word hallucinogenic a misnomer for the effects of any true psychedelic in general and is more characteristic to the effects of substances like jenkem in a simple case of major cerebral toxicity and trauma, causing delirium. It’s so sad that teenagers and kids are willing to inhale the products of their own waste to get some sort of psychoactive effect, however detrimental and skewed it may be. If anything other than revulsion, this sort of act shows that the ‘war on drugs’ is pushing the youth of today to horrendous extremes and is another resultant harm emanating from the fascist enforcement of unmerited and excessive ‘drug’ regulation.
If this is a hoax, it could also be another ploy engaged by the totalitarian enterprise to bring more unwarranted and erroneous correlations between the dangers of all substances and psychedelics. Just another propaganda scheme for the generalisation and unification of all psychoactives (all except the licit and profitable neurotoxins in alcohol and tobacco) as repulsive, hazardous mind decaying narcotics that are a menace to society. No shame for the deceiver’s finery.
Peace.
And don’t huff your own shit.
How can one even consider comparing, let alone attributing, the effects of inhaling fermented sewage gas (methane and hydrogen sulphide) to that of a psychedelic.
The word hallucinogenic a misnomer for the effects of any true psychedelic in general and is more characteristic to the effects of substances like jenkem in a simple case of major cerebral toxicity and trauma, causing delirium. It’s so sad that teenagers and kids are willing to inhale the products of their own waste to get some sort of psychoactive effect, however detrimental and skewed it may be. If anything other than revulsion, this sort of act shows that the ‘war on drugs’ is pushing the youth of today to horrendous extremes and is another resultant harm emanating from the fascist enforcement of unmerited and excessive ‘drug’ regulation.
If this is a hoax, it could also be another ploy engaged by the totalitarian enterprise to bring more unwarranted and erroneous correlations between the dangers of all substances and psychedelics. Just another propaganda scheme for the generalisation and unification of all psychoactives (all except the licit and profitable neurotoxins in alcohol and tobacco) as repulsive, hazardous mind decaying narcotics that are a menace to society. No shame for the deceiver’s finery.
Peace.
And don’t huff your own shit.
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I wonder how they invented this stuff.. :shock:
but it describes a Magical/Halucinogenic state where you can talk to dead people.
I wonder what this stuff really is. is it some sort of new addictive crack ? or a halucinogenic drug?
I have little hope when i look at those three kids below
they just look to happy in my eyes..
but it describes a Magical/Halucinogenic state where you can talk to dead people.
I wonder what this stuff really is. is it some sort of new addictive crack ? or a halucinogenic drug?
I have little hope when i look at those three kids below
they just look to happy in my eyes..
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Damn, that's some hardcore shit :mrgreen:
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Hahaha, LOL!
I'm waiting for the first CNN news buletin: Shitting prohibited :mrgreen:
Damn, this is some serious shit!
Shit man....
I'm waiting for the first CNN news buletin: Shitting prohibited :mrgreen:
Damn, this is some serious shit!
Shit man....
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A:- In the middle of the night in my bed when i`ve been eating fryed onions things can get psychoactive , every time i fart i wake up and laugh my balls off .
B:- If you have ever been camping and gone in the toilets after everyone else on the morning after things can get synasthetic .
C:- Last time my neighbours dog shit on my bedroom floor ...... right in front of the door ....... that i needed to open to get the things to clean it up with , i nearly fell into unconsciousness while nearly dying of laughter and puking my guts up all at the same time . My brain went from a deep sleep 0 to a 1,000,000 universal consciousness in a femtosecond while running to the window to open it , get oxygen and trying to find a solution . I had to open the door a few inches and take it of its hinges to get out of my dilema . And all the time the dog was trying to pretend that it wasnt there anymore , with a sort of embaresed "it wasnt me" look on its face expecting to get a kick up the arse at any second .
B:- If you have ever been camping and gone in the toilets after everyone else on the morning after things can get synasthetic .
C:- Last time my neighbours dog shit on my bedroom floor ...... right in front of the door ....... that i needed to open to get the things to clean it up with , i nearly fell into unconsciousness while nearly dying of laughter and puking my guts up all at the same time . My brain went from a deep sleep 0 to a 1,000,000 universal consciousness in a femtosecond while running to the window to open it , get oxygen and trying to find a solution . I had to open the door a few inches and take it of its hinges to get out of my dilema . And all the time the dog was trying to pretend that it wasnt there anymore , with a sort of embaresed "it wasnt me" look on its face expecting to get a kick up the arse at any second .
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I’ve had an extremely profound running communication with a swarm of omnipotent un-dead pygmy shamans who manifested out of the air while I was briefly unconscious in my toilet after inhaling the psychoactive gaseous remnants of my digestive process. They told me not to flush and give the next patron of the spiritually perverted lavatory the same psychological thrust into brain melting delirium that I had attained. (joke)
God you’re an extremely amusing crazy old fool, I only wish you were my grandfather. For all intensive purposes ill accept that you are regardless.
Hilarious!
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God you’re an extremely amusing crazy old fool, I only wish you were my grandfather. For all intensive purposes ill accept that you are regardless.
Hilarious!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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how much do you think a hofmann butthash would cost ?
it would amaze me that someone founded the strongest psychoactive yet to know in crap. all this time, we've been shitting our salvation. but with modern technology, we all can shit in bottles, inhale it and learn, because this is "DA SHIT".
it would amaze me that someone founded the strongest psychoactive yet to know in crap. all this time, we've been shitting our salvation. but with modern technology, we all can shit in bottles, inhale it and learn, because this is "DA SHIT".
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hahahaha i first heard about this shit just the other day and I laughed my ass off...I havent stopped since....honestly :shock:
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No shit!
I mean not the one in the bottles
gee this is the most hilarious thread i've ever read (scatological humor i gess, gets all us really silly taboo driven mammals all wound up :lol
i do believe that the poor kids in africa don't even know what they are doing to themselves and i imagine the desperation that brought them to even get high out og sewage fumes (lived in 3 world countries half my life, with open sewage and it aint nice even just walking past them)
butt (lol) the rich capitalist kids...they seriously should learn to get a life, there are so many other intoxicants out there (whipped cream cans if desperate for something that is not illegal) why do they have to go and risk their lives with shit!! i mean it's gotta be a hoax!!! or they are really THAT stupid!!
seriously instead of making it into bottles if you wanna get high on shit gas do like GOD said! go camping!
and considering that is farts that they are sniffing, cause in the end it's methane (and what are farts made of? they wouldn0t catch on fire otherwise) we should make it pay the equivalent of the gas price on the market and make some money out of farts...we could actually employ cows and sheep!!!
seriously this is deep shit we should look into it :toimonster:
ok i'm done with my ravings
I mean not the one in the bottles
gee this is the most hilarious thread i've ever read (scatological humor i gess, gets all us really silly taboo driven mammals all wound up :lol
i do believe that the poor kids in africa don't even know what they are doing to themselves and i imagine the desperation that brought them to even get high out og sewage fumes (lived in 3 world countries half my life, with open sewage and it aint nice even just walking past them)
butt (lol) the rich capitalist kids...they seriously should learn to get a life, there are so many other intoxicants out there (whipped cream cans if desperate for something that is not illegal) why do they have to go and risk their lives with shit!! i mean it's gotta be a hoax!!! or they are really THAT stupid!!
seriously instead of making it into bottles if you wanna get high on shit gas do like GOD said! go camping!
and considering that is farts that they are sniffing, cause in the end it's methane (and what are farts made of? they wouldn0t catch on fire otherwise) we should make it pay the equivalent of the gas price on the market and make some money out of farts...we could actually employ cows and sheep!!!
seriously this is deep shit we should look into it :toimonster:
ok i'm done with my ravings
