If you were GOD

[GOD]

If you were GOD what would you do ? Would you save the planet or fry it ? Would you save inhumanity or burn the fuckers ? What would and wouldnt you do ?

 

[Mr.Smith]

id create killer shrews, just like this one

 

[restin]

If I were God I would play dice (hehe)

 

[spice]

....with the universe.....

 

[Meduzz]

Watch

 

[misfit]

I'm not God?

 

[GOD]

Maybe start another thread on that question .

Please stay on topic .

 

[misfit]

If I were God I would make the planet earth shine like the sun.

(btw, I created a thread, exactly about "if you were god", when I joined the forum.)

 

[magickmumu]

if I where god i would change my name into magickmumu

 

[Psychoid]

If I was God I'd kill everyone who participated in an army, and everyone who has a will to dominate others, or have a greed for power. I'd also make all banks explode and money burn/melt. I'd then show myself to humanity, and tell them it's their last chance.

 

[GOD]

" I'd then show myself to humanity, and tell them it's their last chance."

There wouldnt be any left to flash yourself at , not even you .

 

[ararat]

If I was God I'd kill everyone who participated in an army, and everyone who has a will to dominate others, or have a greed for power. I'd also make all banks explode and money burn/melt. I'd then show myself to humanity, and tell them it's their last chance.

ruthless.


I think I'd do something completely different. start a side-project, whatever it would be. if there is a god he's just playing with us anyway, how serious could it be if he can create something like this just like that?

one problem is that we are just too many people. it would be interesting to create another inhabitable planet and put 50 people there (and disabling that incest problem, just to make sure) and see what happens.

something came to my mind right now, a few days ago on the train a muslim explained the world to me, and I asked him what happens if you die. he told me that (if you were a good boy) you come into heaven and you have sex with an angel for eternity, and you get anything you want. and this angel is so beautiful, that if she showed her small fingernail to the world, everyone would stand in awe, unable to do anything.
bad boys come to classical hell, burning in fire to your bones and if you ask for water you get your own blood. again, for eternity.

it would be interesting to send one of these guys to heaven and then ask how he feels about it after like 1000 years of angelfucking and getting anything you want (or for eternity, but there's going to be a technical problem).
not that I'm into torturing people, but it just would be interesting, although I can imagine the outcome..

 

[Forkbender]

I'd multiply with as many 18+ virgins as possible.

- I'm the Son of God!
- No! I am the Son of God!
- Wrong! It is me!

 

[restin]

I thought about something similar.

I would "create" three sons of god and give them heroic abilities. Then I would let build up a global army, them fight each other and wait who wins.

But I think I'd get bored after the 4 round

 

[significationof?!?]

I would do nothing. To have the Ultimate Power and not use it... Hahaha!

 

[st.bot.32]

i'd invent a reality teaming with intelligent life. then i'd erase all empirical proof of my existance. after that, all i have to do for a few eons is roll and smoke god-sized joints and laugh the whole time while watching all the idiots below fight over which of their gods is the right one, when they are all completely wrong.

you should see the fireworks when they blow themselves to kingdom come. what a show.