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!Just dont be racist , dont be sexist and dont be insulting" .
That doesnt mean you cant tell jokes about an irish man , or a scotsman or a nigerian . It means dont use humor to degrade or put someone down because of their colour . = If you start saying all white people are superior or inferior you will get shot . The same goes for sex / sexist . Jokes about women or men or homosexuals are alowed as long as its not anti any of them and / or you dont put the whole group down .
A lad came home on saterday night and walked into the front room where his dad was watching the telly . His head was held high , his chest sticking out and he was smiling like a cheshire cat . His dad noticed and said "whats up our kid ?" . The lad said "dad.... i had SEX for the first time tonight" . Dad said "Oh !!! Well done our kid . I`m so proud of you , i`ve been waiting for you to become a man for ages .Sit down next to me and tell me about it " . The lad said "I cant dad me arse hurts.............
That doesnt mean you cant tell jokes about an irish man , or a scotsman or a nigerian . It means dont use humor to degrade or put someone down because of their colour . = If you start saying all white people are superior or inferior you will get shot . The same goes for sex / sexist . Jokes about women or men or homosexuals are alowed as long as its not anti any of them and / or you dont put the whole group down .
A lad came home on saterday night and walked into the front room where his dad was watching the telly . His head was held high , his chest sticking out and he was smiling like a cheshire cat . His dad noticed and said "whats up our kid ?" . The lad said "dad.... i had SEX for the first time tonight" . Dad said "Oh !!! Well done our kid . I`m so proud of you , i`ve been waiting for you to become a man for ages .Sit down next to me and tell me about it " . The lad said "I cant dad me arse hurts.............
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A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
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Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex
life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half
way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says he sure
wishes that sheep were Kate Moss. The other says, "I just wish it
were dark."
life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half
way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says he sure
wishes that sheep were Kate Moss. The other says, "I just wish it
were dark."
