George Carlin.
For decades, no one could touch him.
R.I.P. George, I miss you.
Here's a few memorable quotes from him-
" If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little"
"If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor"
"Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers."
"The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."
" Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it."
"The future will soon be a thing of the past."