Catch 22

[GOD]

Have you ever had experiences like that ? If so tell us about it .

Here is my offering .

I went to the bank on thursday , friday and saterday and they wont give me my money untill monday . They also said that they want to see a passport on monday and refuse to accept any other legal identity document . Both of those things are illegal but i will have to go to court to prove it . The courts have to have evidence that thats the situation and the only way i can prove it is if the bank gives me it in writing ...... and they wont . If i dont pick that money up in the first 7 days i loose it . = no money = no food = no me . I am now eating white rice and ......bird seeds .

 

[Caduceus Mercurius]

That sucks.

This website has a lot of useful information:

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/reclaim/bank-charges

 

[GOD]

Thanks .

The bank has also broken the law and cheated me every month for years by not booking the money paid in untill they have taken the money that the acount costs each month = i have a minus booked allthough i dont have one and have to pay LOADS of interest because of that .

 

[GOD]

Another neat aspect is that they wont do any of the transfers from my acount that pay my bills ......wich have to be paid at the end of each month , because i havent got a plus untill they book my money in = the people who i should be paying dont get paid = they want more money....... and for me to transfer money without using my account costs 8 euros each time . ....... and because they wont give me my money i havent got the 8 euros either .


I am honestly highly amused . On monday i will close the account = i cant get any money that my insurance , the water company , the electric company or anyone else wants to pay me back because they wont give cash they will only pay it into a bank account .

Tonight my friend SWIM is going to the bank to protest = with a catapult and 3 nuts ( a la nuts and bolts ) with a stink bomb in each one so he can give the fuckers a taste of their own medicine............