4 word story

[Forkbender]

Let's write a story together. Everybody can write 4 words to continue the story. I'll start:


When I woke up

 

[Guest]

in a trashcan again

 

[Forkbender]

I said to myself

 

[GOD]

oh ! jesus fucking christ

 

[ararat]

this is awful, why

 

[BrainEater]

must i eat this

 

[????????]

where are my clothes?!?

 

[BrainEater]

ohhhhhh i must have

 

[Guest]

left them at the

 

[????????]

orgypiñata I was yesterday

 

[Telico]

But now I gotta

 

[druglessdouglas]

wear this bin bag

 

[Caduceus Mercurius]

and watch out for

 

[druglessdouglas]

pimps and perverts interested

 

[????????]

in my bin-bagged sexyness

 

[GOD]

because without vasaline it

 

[random]

could be harmful to

 

[Psychoid]

be sodomized by a

 

[Guest]

Ron Jeremy sized penis

 

[Psychoid]

especially if it is