"How about a positive LSD story. Wouldn't that be newsworthy, just once to base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstitions and lies? Just once. I think it would be newsworthy:
"Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is actually energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.""
~Bill Hicks